These Kinds of People should GTFO the Sidewalk

Walking is like a daily thing in our lives. The distance may range from a few kilometres like from home to school or a few steps like our bedroom to the Fridge. Walking would be troublesome with all the Cars, Bikes, Motorcycles & the like on the road so thank God for sidewalks. Aaaaaand on the sidewalk you'll meet these certain annoying types of people. Yes, I understand the fact that people walk in their own pace-- but if you're living in the fast lane like the Big City, there's really no time to slow down when majority of the people are on the rush, plus the narrow sidewalks. The annoying-ness of these people increases depending on how much in a hurry you are.




1.) Slow Mo guy

Regardless of gender, these people tend to walk much slower than the average pace. They're either texting (or just don't know how to walk fast enough while texting) or just feel like it. And for some reason you can't overtake them due to a narrow sidewalk or due to the rush of people going toward your direction that it's difficult to squeeze past 'em.

Bonus points: If that person suddenly stops & turns around to go to the other direction. 

Fuck you, sir.

2.) Left or Right
Someone walking toward your direction and you are bound to bump into each other unless one of you swerves left or right. But this person is unsure whether it should be left or right & both of you end doing a stupid awkward dance, unless you punch 'em in the face.

Protip: Males tend to give way to women in these situations, so ladies-- just keep walking forward.








3.) The Annoying Couple

These two are inseparable & tend to walk slowly, so overtaking is futile. You have no choice but to walk behind them & contemplate why you are single.

If they are not holding hands, and are a bit distant from each other but are doing small chitchat-- squeeze in between both of them. Not only is that rude, it also reinforces how bitter you are toward couples. But hey, at least you won't be late for your appointment.

Probably why I'M single

4.) The Brat Pack
A group of friends that don't seem to be late for anything. You are bound to get stuck behind them unless all of them are miraculously struck by Lightning.

5.) The Weird Walker

This person doesn't walk like how a normal human should. Usually male. He would have an exaggerated walk wherein his hands would sway longer than normal and he would hog the sidewalk that could fit two lanes of people.

6.) People who tell me that I should drive instead of walking

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Don't give me that shit.

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